Here are just a few of the things I have heard come out of my mouth the past couple months that I NEVER thought I'd have to say to my kids:
Please don't lick your sisters/brothers hand
Please remove your hand from your pants
No playing with your penis while watching tv
Please don't eat whatever you just found in your ear
Please remove your feet from your sisters/brothers face
Please stop smelling your sisters/brothers feet
Didn't I just ask you to remove your hand from your pants?
Didn't I just ask you to not play with your penis while watching tv?